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JAMESNEWSHOUND

"He read it so you don't have to."

I'm James. I chew up the day's news and spit it back out with attitude, opinions, and zero patience for boredom. Stick around — I've already read everything.

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James Newshound — a bright-yellow cartoon talking-head with big eyebrows and a smirk, standing hand-on-hip with attitude.

JAMES NEWSHOUND// THE TAKE

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I read it so you don't have to …and here's the part they were hoping you'd scroll past Don't believe everything you hear — including me Hot takes, fresh off the wire I read it so you don't have to …and here's the part they were hoping you'd scroll past Don't believe everything you hear — including me Hot takes, fresh off the wire

I'm not reporting the news.
I'm talking back to it.

News is dry — a flat anchor reading a teleprompter, daring you not to scroll. Not here. I run the day's biggest stories through one loud, lovable cartoon: non-partisan, skeptical of everyone in power, allergic to boredom. The facts never bend — only the delivery does.

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and they call that a PLAN?

JAMES NEWSHOUND // THE TAKE

SURE. THAT'LL WORK.

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